500% sure i annoy literally every person

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adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

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0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

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au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

All I can think of when I look at the last one is

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thefrogman:

Little Blue Giraffe Tongue by Helene Hoffman [flickr]
[h/t: tiny-creatures]

thefrogman:

Little Blue Giraffe Tongue by Helene Hoffman [flickr]

[h/t: tiny-creatures]

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

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kinglamp:

iamthelamp:

warpedlamp:

lampghost:

short people are the cutest thing ever

I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.

I have a lamp url myself.

I too have a lamp url.

You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…

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